Signs You Should Have Stayed In Bed

• Morning number 3 (in a ROW) with a wet bed (5 year old's)
• Leave thermos of Chocolate Silk coffee on the kitchen counter
• Realize after you get to the office that your shirt has a stain on it
• Feed the Coke machine $2.00 for the $1.25 Diet Coke and only get $.50 in change
• Go to enjoy the free breakfast tacos and discover yours is ice cold
• Sit on hold with internal technical support until hanging up in frustration because no one will pick up the phone (not a big deal, you probably couldn't have understood the person on the other end anyway)

I could go on, but I'd hate to depress you.