Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Pondering/Question for the Masses*

*Like, duh, I realize that the number of readers I have is not so much "masses" as it is "handful" but it sounds better.

Two times in the last week, I have heard the term "push present" connected with mothers.

What is a "push present" and how can I get one?

That is all.


emily said...

It's the present a father gives to the mother after she gives birth. To get one...I think you gots to have a baby!

Jessica Gottlieb said...

You'll have to squeeze out another kid.

Fuckit, buy yourself something, I wouldn't screw up those abs if I were you.

Binary Blonde said...

Yeah.. I had someone ask me what I'm getting as a "push present" when I was pregnant with Binary Boy.

Also, yeah FREAKING right. I don't know ANY guys who recently had children that purchased their wives a present.

Heck, I was LUCKY if my husband made me dinner or washed a dish while I was recovering from birth. Go figure. Hahaha! Push present my ass. (I'm not bitter.. Nope.)

Mrs Pop said...

Thanks for the answers, folks! That's pretty much what I thought it was. I think I'm going to have to resign myself to not getting one of those since we are "one and done." ;)

BB, what you should have done was ask your hubby what he was getting you for a push present. Put him on the spot and then give him some ideas... ;)

Annie MacKenzie said...

Thats what I am going to do when I am preggers .. thanks for the tips!