Wednesday, December 20, 2006

To the group on the stairs at work...

Hi. I feel like a big enough dumbass for trying to carry too much and then spilling a full salad all over the stairs. Your stares and exasperated looks at me while I was attempting to clean up the mess and not block the stairwell any longer than necessary were JUST. SO. HELPFUL. I do, indeed, wish a pox on all but the nice one or two who offered to help. Go fuck yourselves.

Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year. All but two of you SUCK DICK.

Love,
Mrs. Pop

1 comment:

emily said...

Haven't started on that resolution yet, huh. ;) Seriously, I hate when that happens. And they just stand there. Staring. Makes you want to scream. You should have thrown the salad at them.