One fragile brand new glass of red wine
One four year old
Two tinker toy swords
A sword fight while the person (me) holding the glass of wine is sitting on the couch
A broken glass, ruined clothes, wine everywhere, and a hysterically sobbing four year old.
Luckily, the only injury came to the cheap white t-shirt I was wearing. No glass in eyes, no random flying shards of glass, no cuts.
And now I have a new glass of wine and zero sword fights.